marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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I hate the fact that we humans are so awful we kill each other and hate on each other for stupid reasons like religion, skin color and sexuality when there’s more important stuff to pay attention to in this world like poor people with no food and clean water access smfh

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"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"


"There’s free food."


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they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

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Ol Blue Eyes | Animals



Someone tell me what the big fucking hype is about this blog gnarly?

idk i heard his blog sucks and hes a nerd lmao 

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*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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